The Difference Between Methodists and Baptists

We had two large tour groups of Methodists and Baptists at the boats today. Each group had too many people to fit on one boat. The extra Methodists stayed dry by waiting for a second boat. The extra Baptists nearly drowned from trying to walk behind on the water.

---Joe

Random Thoughts

Water and music are two of the most powerful forces in the universe.....If you like boogers, they are better the farther north you go.....If you close your eyes and hold your breath at the same time, you can't see or breathe.....People who hurt animals are the same people who tend to hurt children, women and old people.....BOSTON LEGAL was one of the best TV shows ever made.....I still miss my dad after 40 years.....The best cake is chocolate with white icing. to be continued

---Joe

The Meaning and Purpose of Life

I have figured it out! I am convinced that the meaning and purpose of life is to love and serve God and make Him laugh.

The End

---Joe